Shock me

thelastsaiyanprince:

electricjokester:

thelastsaiyanprince:

Vegeta didn’t respond, at least not verbally. He wasn’t sure what the dude was up to, but he wasn’t going to allow him too much room for an opening. As soon as he spoke up, Vegeta, hands still on the tree, moved his head out from behind it and tried finding him in the dark. Alas, it was pitch black.

With a grunt, he released a couple eye beams nearby, using the ignited blast to locate his enemy. Then he fired more as soon as he caught sight of him.

He hated it when people didn’t respond to his taunts. He didn’t like not getting  his way, and it made him huff, mixing it with a low snarl. Something was building up around the boy’s head though, and he took a couple of steps back and to the side, a beam narrowly missing him, but clipping his scarf.

Godamnit, he liked that scarf!

He kept a careful eye on the tree as he rounded it, placing his hand against a street light and stealing whatever wattage was trying to come back on. He had to finish this, those dumb humans cared about their internet and TV and someone would be called out soon. 

Vegeta just kept firing at him, but he had to move his head from one side of the tree to the other to keep aiming properly.

Staying still allowed him to notice that he was bleeding from the mouth. His impact with the concrete earlier had knocked one of his teeth out. And he was having a rather difficult time moving. It was going to be difficult to get out of this one.

And as soon as he heard vehicles on the way, he ducked behind and alley, outright dropping the fight to jog off.

He’d just kill the dumb brat, later.

sillyseaserpent:

electricjokester:

Y’mind if I skinny dip?

Skinny dip? Is that a human word? Tell me what it means!

It means I wanna swim naked. Capeeche?

thelastsaiyanprince:

Vegeta didn’t respond, at least not verbally. He wasn’t sure what the dude was up to, but he wasn’t going to allow him too much room for an opening. As soon as he spoke up, Vegeta, hands still on the tree, moved his head out from behind it and tried finding him in the dark. Alas, it was pitch black.

With a grunt, he released a couple eye beams nearby, using the ignited blast to locate his enemy. Then he fired more as soon as he caught sight of him.

He hated it when people didn’t respond to his taunts. He didn’t like not getting  his way, and it made him huff, mixing it with a low snarl. Something was building up around the boy’s head though, and he took a couple of steps back and to the side, a beam narrowly missing him, but clipping his scarf.

Godamnit, he liked that scarf!

He kept a careful eye on the tree as he rounded it, placing his hand against a street light and stealing whatever wattage was trying to come back on. He had to finish this, those dumb humans cared about their internet and TV and someone would be called out soon. 

sillyseaserpent:

leanmeanragemachine

electricjokester

thelastsaiyanprince

hannawolfcross

born-a-bloodsucker

Oh my gosh—Oh my gosh!! Hi!!!

I don’t see many people—This is so exciting!!!

Do any of you want to come swimming?!

Y’mind if I skinny dip?

thelastsaiyanprince:

electricjokester:

thelastsaiyanprince:

Vegeta had fought blind before. It was a surprise that someone on this planet had such an ability, so that, combined with the bolt, caught him off guard and the blast gave him a burning shock, a loud scream erupting as he took to the air to escape it.

As soon as he did, he rushed backward, gaining some distance and altitude. He figured if he stayed up high, he wouldn’t be found as easily — at least, not in the dark. In the meantime, he’d devise some plan of attack that didn’t involve levelling the city, making sure to keep himself quiet this time.

Now he opened his eyes, the little  boy’s veins lighting up to make a nice, visible figure in the sky. Can’t hide from me, you little shit. His hand forming a rather stereotypical gun (albeit with two fingers), he raised his arm in the sky and shot another one off, this one with a loud crack, akin to thunder.

He had a hard time moving out of the way of this one, and even with his blinding speed, he still wasn’t fast enough, only managing to delay the shock instead of avoiding it. Of course, he was a sitting duck so high up in the air.

He cried out in pain again, this time the shock lasting much longer and hurting much more, due to being in the air. With held breath, the Saiyan flew back down to the ground to allow the electricity to escape his body, slamming himself into the concrete. He had to think of something to disable these attacks or at least slow them down. He wouldn’t be able to get a hit in if he didn’t.

Clumsily, he got up and ran behind the nearest tree, grabbing onto it and slamming his tail to the ground again as a means to block more electricity. He couldn’t attack from there, though — he was beginning to feel his muscles giving out on him and the sprint over was difficult enough as it was.

His bright eyes never left the child, crouching and watching him with determination, now. All he likely had to do was shoot him once more, and he’d be a crisp.

But he apparently wasn’t entirely stupid, the little boy seemed to be grounding himself.

No matter, electricity burned, and he could simply set the tree on fire. It’d been a while, he was  used to firing bolts instead of commanding them from the sky, and he needed time to form the necessary clouds.

Instead, he thought he’d turn to taunt. 

“What’s the matter! Done already, running away!?”

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

electricjokester:

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

electricjokester:

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

electricjokester:

Ooh, pretty lady came back~

Hello, dear…Have I met you before?

Dang, you really don’t remember me? Name’s Cissoon, I almost had a date with you.

Ah? Oh goodness, I am terribly sorry!! I have been rather busy lately.

Cissoon? Well it is lovely to meet you again.

-he pulled a lock of his hair behind his ear, giving her his best charming smirk.- Mm, what do  you say we set that back up?

[/ Odette smiled warmly, clearly not quite catching his exact drift. ] If I am able it would be lovely to go out somewhere.

Good, good, how’s the weekend sound?

thelastsaiyanprince:

electricjokester:

thelastsaiyanprince:

Vegeta had no idea what this guy had up his sleeve, but he stood prepared, but impatient. Well? Are you going to attack me? Or should I make the first move? He demanded, his tone commanding, which sounded rather strange coming from a child as small and young-looking as he was. His tail flicked about by his leg, smacking itself against the ground.

He had two choices; open his eyes to see where the kid was based on his nervous system and reveal himself, or keep them closed and track his voice.

Honestly the second one already made itself clear, the kid wouldn’t fucking shutup.

Then came the bolt- and electricity was fast, shooting out, at, well, lightspeed.

Vegeta had fought blind before. It was a surprise that someone on this planet had such an ability, so that, combined with the bolt, caught him off guard and the blast gave him a burning shock, a loud scream erupting as he took to the air to escape it.

As soon as he did, he rushed backward, gaining some distance and altitude. He figured if he stayed up high, he wouldn’t be found as easily — at least, not in the dark. In the meantime, he’d devise some plan of attack that didn’t involve levelling the city, making sure to keep himself quiet this time.

Now he opened his eyes, the little  boy’s veins lighting up to make a nice, visible figure in the sky. Can’t hide from me, you little shit. His hand forming a rather stereotypical gun (albeit with two fingers), he raised his arm in the sky and shot another one off, this one with a loud crack, akin to thunder.

dinosaursaresocool:

electricjokester:

dinosaursaresocool:

electricjokester:

Another kid.

God you can’t even walk  you’re gonna ruin my reputation by helping you

Don’t you have a mermom somewhere?

There are lots of kids in the world. At least you’re not at Chuck E. Cheese.

I don’t have a mom.

You don’t have a oouuuurrrgghhh… 

-the biggest problem here was he looked like a Hanna. Hell he probably was one, and if his Master heard he’d ignored one of those, he was in for it. So with another melodramatic groan and a flip of his *~*brilliant*~* red hair, he stalked over to pick the merthing up.-

Wh—! [he squeaks as he’s picked up] What’re you doing?

Where the heck do you live? Esu’d kill me if I left the likes of you on the street. 

thelastsaiyanprince:

Vegeta had no idea what this guy had up his sleeve, but he stood prepared, but impatient. Well? Are you going to attack me? Or should I make the first move? He demanded, his tone commanding, which sounded rather strange coming from a child as small and young-looking as he was. His tail flicked about by his leg, smacking itself against the ground.

He had two choices; open his eyes to see where the kid was based on his nervous system and reveal himself, or keep them closed and track his voice.

Honestly the second one already made itself clear, the kid wouldn’t fucking shutup.

Then came the bolt- and electricity was fast, shooting out, at, well, lightspeed.

dinosaursaresocool:

electricjokester:

dinosaursaresocool:

electricjokester:

Godamnit, another one- shouldn’t you be in the ocean or something?

Another one?

Mrrr, I wish.

Another kid.

God you can’t even walk  you’re gonna ruin my reputation by helping you

Don’t you have a mermom somewhere?

There are lots of kids in the world. At least you’re not at Chuck E. Cheese.

I don’t have a mom.

You don’t have a oouuuurrrgghhh… 

-the biggest problem here was he looked like a Hanna. Hell he probably was one, and if his Master heard he’d ignored one of those, he was in for it. So with another melodramatic groan and a flip of his *~*brilliant*~* red hair, he stalked over to pick the merthing up.-

thelastsaiyanprince:

All Vegeta had to do was concentrate his energy and his aura did the rest, bouncing the sparks off of it, the boy grunting a bit from the effort.

Is that all you got? Let’s see some fireworks.

-he grimaced, nose wrinkling up. Okay, so the thing wasn’t as weak as he thought. And he seemed alone, so Cissoon wouldn’t have any reservations about killing something that could at least basically defend itself. 

….Which meant he could toy with his prey.

One of his favorite things to do was to steal an entire block’s electricity, effectively cancelling any visibility the kid might have. He even closed his eyes as he slowly stepped back.-

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

electricjokester:

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

electricjokester:

Ooh, pretty lady came back~

Hello, dear…Have I met you before?

Dang, you really don’t remember me? Name’s Cissoon, I almost had a date with you.

Ah? Oh goodness, I am terribly sorry!! I have been rather busy lately.

Cissoon? Well it is lovely to meet you again.

-he pulled a lock of his hair behind his ear, giving her his best charming smirk.- Mm, what do  you say we set that back up?

dinosaursaresocool:

electricjokester:

Godamnit, another one- shouldn’t you be in the ocean or something?

Another one?

Mrrr, I wish.

Another kid.

God you can’t even walk  you’re gonna ruin my reputation by helping you

Don’t you have a mermom somewhere?

thelastsaiyanprince:

electricjokester:

thelastsaiyanprince:

I didn’t ask you to babysit me, you moron.

-Cissoon was having none of it, his non-tolerance of children was worse than Esu’s, and this kid had a fucking attitude. Without removing his hands from his pockets, he hunched his shoulders, staring him down as he let red sparks dance across his body, eyes glowing a faint gold.-

Leave.

That had the opposite of the intended effect. The boy’s eyes lit up, an excited little fire igniting. Oh this guy was wanting a fight and Vegeta would be more than happy to oblige!

You want a fight? I’d be more than happy to oblige! And there’s my proof.

-he certainly didn’t look human, and godamn did he need a brush ran through his hair, it was standing straight the fuck up. His lips curled, and he let a few test sparks dart out towards him. He wasn’t fighting a fucking kid.-

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

electricjokester:

Ooh, pretty lady came back~

Hello, dear…Have I met you before?

Dang, you really don’t remember me? Name’s Cissoon, I almost had a date with you.

Godamnit, another one- shouldn’t you be in the ocean or something?

thelastsaiyanprince:

electricjokester:

thelastsaiyanprince:

electricjokester:

Dangit I hate kids, ‘git.

Does it look like I care what you think of children?

I said get, kid, I got better business than fuckin’ babysitting.

I didn’t ask you to babysit me, you moron.

-Cissoon was having none of it, his non-tolerance of children was worse than Esu’s, and this kid had a fucking attitude. Without removing his hands from his pockets, he hunched his shoulders, staring him down as he let red sparks dance across his body, eyes glowing a faint gold.-

Leave.

thelastsaiyanprince:

electricjokester:

Dangit I hate kids, ‘git.

Does it look like I care what you think of children?

I said get, kid, I got better business than fuckin’ babysitting.

Ooh, pretty lady came back~

Dangit I hate kids, ‘git.

hey look I didn’t die.

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

electricjokester:

Hey pretty lady~

Oh c’mon are you sad like everybody else. -reaches in to tilt her chin up- That’s no way for a pretty lady to be.

Hey pretty lady~

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

Do you not think I know that? ThatIhaven’tsurvivedforyearsdoingdangerousthingsbecauseIrefusedtofeelthings?

I’mnormallyobjective. Scientific. Idon’tknowwhat’shappened.

Please don’t tell me it’s some cliché bullshit like you being in love or something. -groans and tips his head back-

*Shrugs* I… don’t know. There’snologichere.

Then just stop interfering in whatever it is? If you’re not fucking using logic you’re gonna make stupid decisions and get yourself or someone else killed, Jesus.

Leave. Calm the fuck down. If it’s ‘feelings’ for someone else that’s even more reason to stay the fuck out of it. People can fucking manipulate you with that.

You’re being weak. 

*Laughs quietly* So many think… that feeling and caring… is weak. If I get hurt because I care… enough to help someone… that’s not a bad thing. The reason humans… humans are so common on this planet? They… don’thavepoisonorclawsorfangs… but they will protect because they care, help because they care. Fight and win because nothing will stop them or those who care about them.

Stoptellingmewhattodo. Youdon’tknowanythingaboutpeople. 

I will tell you whatever the fuck I want to.

Feeling and caring in itself isn’t weak. It’s when you let that get in the fucking way of what you have to do.

Those feelings are a burden that make you think different and do stupid shit instead of the right shit to do.

I’ve seen Esu care and protect her mate but she doesn’t fucking let her feelings keep her from doing what she’s supposed to. She actually thinks, as much as I fucking hate her sometimes. 

[this has been your dose of Cissoon is shit at comforting. Now I go to bed] 

Man I don’t know half of what the fuck’s goin’ on. I’m sleepin’.

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

Do you not think I know that? ThatIhaven’tsurvivedforyearsdoingdangerousthingsbecauseIrefusedtofeelthings?

I’mnormallyobjective. Scientific. Idon’tknowwhat’shappened.

Please don’t tell me it’s some cliché bullshit like you being in love or something. -groans and tips his head back-

*Shrugs* I… don’t know. There’snologichere.

Then just stop interfering in whatever it is? If you’re not fucking using logic you’re gonna make stupid decisions and get yourself or someone else killed, Jesus.

Leave. Calm the fuck down. If it’s ‘feelings’ for someone else that’s even more reason to stay the fuck out of it. People can fucking manipulate you with that.

You’re being weak. 

averyrook:

Do you not think I know that? ThatIhaven’tsurvivedforyearsdoingdangerousthingsbecauseIrefusedtofeelthings?

I’mnormallyobjective. Scientific. Idon’tknowwhat’shappened.

Please don’t tell me it’s some cliché bullshit like you being in love or something. -groans and tips his head back-

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

electricjokester:

Soap. Soap like Soap Opera.

Calm down, jesus. I asked exactly what had you worked up. 

S-sorry.

Um. Enigma… friend. Shekilledsomeone. Otherfriendsdidn’tknow.

Toldmyselfsheshouldhavediedbecauseshekilled.

…

Couldn’t stop from trying to save her.

S-snapped.

Then… couldn’t save her.

*Shudders and shakes his head, hands covering his face*

..Yeah this is a soap Opera.

Why the hell are you getting involved with things if you clearly can’t handle it? 

Normallycould… Haven’tbeenmyself. Notgoodwithfeelings. Wasn’t… thinking clearly.

Then…..stop feeling? I mean that might be a longshot for a human.

Esu’s good at it.

You can handle shit better when you don’t let feelings burden you. True facts. Fucks everything up. 

averyrook:

electricjokester:

Soap. Soap like Soap Opera.

Calm down, jesus. I asked exactly what had you worked up. 

S-sorry.

Um. Enigma… friend. Shekilledsomeone. Otherfriendsdidn’tknow.

Toldmyselfsheshouldhavediedbecauseshekilled.

…

Couldn’t stop from trying to save her.

S-snapped.

Then… couldn’t save her.

*Shudders and shakes his head, hands covering his face*

..Yeah this is a soap Opera.

Why the hell are you getting involved with things if you clearly can’t handle it? 

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

*Cringes at the look* Oh. I see. I guess. Areyouhalfhumanorhalfsomethingelse?

I dunno what the other half is. -shrugs- Never found out. So who are you? Never got a name.

Oh. Okay. I’m Avery Rook.

See now you’re talking better. Where do you fit in this soap…thing. 

Soap? Idon’t… understand. I’msorryaboutmytalking. It’shardtoconcentrateonwords. Havetosaythemquicklyor…

*Shakes his head*

Soap. Soap like Soap Opera.

Calm down, jesus. I asked exactly what had you worked up. 

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

*Cringes at the look* Oh. I see. I guess. Areyouhalfhumanorhalfsomethingelse?

I dunno what the other half is. -shrugs- Never found out. So who are you? Never got a name.

Oh. Okay. I’m Avery Rook.

See now you’re talking better. Where do you fit in this soap…thing. 

averyrook:

*Cringes at the look* Oh. I see. I guess. Areyouhalfhumanorhalfsomethingelse?

I dunno what the other half is. -shrugs- Never found out. So who are you? Never got a name.

[[oh my gosh secret time: it will slowly become apparent that Cissoon holds affection for Reiru, Esu’s brother. He can’t be mean to him infront of him, but will lightheartedly insult him infront of others, so he doesn’t give it away.

When Cissoon gets heavily injured he drags his ass into Reiru’s lap, where he’ll refuse to move for half a day while he gets healed.

Cissoon is also incredibly sensitive about his hair. He takes very good care of it and doesn’t let anybody else touch it- except for when fucking. However, Reiru gets free reign to run his hands through it and brush it for a few hours.]] 

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

electricjokester:

My name is Cissoon and I’m the greatest thing you’ve ever met.

You? 

Soundslikeaninstrument.

I’m…. Avery Rook. I’mnotverywellrightnow. *Taps his head*

Well I’m not a godamned instrument.

Ah- another crazy one. -grumbles, crossing his arms, sighing- D’you know Esu? 

Sorry.

Don’tmeantobe. Yes.Iknowher. Why?

Cos everyone seems to know her at some point. -lets out a breath, moving his hair out of his face- The fuck’s going on around here?

… Peoplegothurt. Angry. I’mnotgoodwithfeelings. *Makes a motion like snapping a twig*

Are you like Esu?

-makes a face that essentially says ‘oh, so you suck’, before grunting-

Half. Only half. She’s my Master. Wondering why she comes here so often. 

averyrook:

electricjokester:

averyrook:

electricjokester:

My name is Cissoon and I’m the greatest thing you’ve ever met.

You? 

Soundslikeaninstrument.

I’m…. Avery Rook. I’mnotverywellrightnow. *Taps his head*

Well I’m not a godamned instrument.

Ah- another crazy one. -grumbles, crossing his arms, sighing- D’you know Esu? 

Sorry.

Don’tmeantobe. Yes.Iknowher. Why?

Cos everyone seems to know her at some point. -lets out a breath, moving his hair out of his face- The fuck’s going on around here?

averyrook:

electricjokester:

My name is Cissoon and I’m the greatest thing you’ve ever met.

You? 

Soundslikeaninstrument.

I’m…. Avery Rook. I’mnotverywellrightnow. *Taps his head*

Well I’m not a godamned instrument.

Ah- another crazy one. -grumbles, crossing his arms, sighing- D’you know Esu? 

My name is Cissoon and I’m the greatest thing you’ve ever met.

You? 

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

You offering~?

W-what.

I said. Are you offering to fix my problem? 

I—no. Not at all.

Shame. You’re missing out.

I highly doubt it.

Can’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

Ha. Hahahaha, no.

Prude.

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

You offering~?

W-what.

I said. Are you offering to fix my problem? 

I—no. Not at all.

Shame. You’re missing out.

I highly doubt it.

Can’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

booksandblood:

electricjokester:

booksandblood:

electricjokester:

Aw c’mon sweetie I don’t bite hard..~ Don’t even use the bolts during, either.

/laughs quietly but it changes to a cough and she winces/ …ah, hnn, maybe t’morrow… y’may not use t’sparks, but I can barely talk righ’now, let alone fuck…

8I Well go. I ain’t gonna disappear, chickadee.

/bows her head somewhat and smiles/ …I’ll keep y’to tha’then …

See ya. -gives her a small grin and a little ‘gay’ wave-

booksandblood:

electricjokester:

Aw c’mon sweetie I don’t bite hard..~ Don’t even use the bolts during, either.

/laughs quietly but it changes to a cough and she winces/ …ah, hnn, maybe t’morrow… y’may not use t’sparks, but I can barely talk righ’now, let alone fuck…

8I Well go. I ain’t gonna disappear, chickadee.

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

You offering~?

W-what.

I said. Are you offering to fix my problem? 

I—no. Not at all.

Shame. You’re missing out.

cheklovs-gunman:

electricjokester:

You offering~?

W-what.

I said. Are you offering to fix my problem? 

Aw c’mon sweetie I don’t bite hard..~ Don’t even use the bolts during, either.

You offering~?

booksandblood:

electricjokester:

booksandblood:

electricjokester:

booksandblood:

electricjokester:

-pupils slit and turned into the study mode he at least got from the half Kat genes, watching her every move, before grinning. He raised a hand, and then raised a finger, letting a few red sparks dance along it. Was this, what she was scared of?-

/Her eyes widened and she hissed again, louder, before stumbling back, getting away from him/

-his grin only turned darker, red hair framing his face-

I see what it is now. -he droned- Props to catching on early. I assume I won’t have any problems with you in the future, mm? 

/she gave a quiet snort in agreement, though visibly shaken up/ Y’weren’t goin’ to at all, since y’ain’t human, but yes.

Oh~? Got a little beef with humans? -crossed his arms, killing the sparks- Don’t we all? Odd creatures.

/she relaxed when the sparks were gone/ Yeah. Long story short, I’ve been on this planet for over a hundred-thousand years and still haven’t been half as bad as them.

That old, huh? -gave a small ‘snrk’, he had some ancient lady terrified of him- And yeah they’re gettin’ pretty bad. How long before somethin’ comes up and kills like half or more of ‘em?